Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

by Mr m December 18, 2013

misato_fanpage

misato_fanpage is a super hot and awesome user on tiktok, only the cool people are mutuals with him😎

“Hey are you a misato_fanpage? You must be hot!”

by @liawlietz April 16, 2021

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

mastodon

1) An enormous, wooled elephant existing since before the time of modern man. A distant relative of the Wooly Mammoth, the mastodon preferred more temperate climates, although was found primarily in colder regions.
2) A brutish, uncouth, and ridiculously physically powerful character although somewhat lacking in intellect. Usually proclaims self as such.

1) I want a pet Mastodon!!!
2) "ME MASTODON! ME CRUSH!"

by TBarb May 8, 2005

misato

Hot Heroine from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Also a female who makes numerous typos!

I got drunk with Misato!!!

by Daisuke January 8, 2004

mastoid

one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....

kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself

by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005

mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003