meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.

"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".

by wtorres June 26, 2008

Meteor Shit Shower

Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.

Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.

by Guy is Old August 25, 2010

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

metdog

Ticket inspectors on public transport in Melbourne. They may be uniformed or plain clothed but are most commonly found in packs of 3 or 4. The term originates from the former name of Melbourne's public transport body 'The Met' later to become known as 'Metlink'.

"Had to leg it at Broadie staish after a metdog asked to see me ticket."
"A metdog fined me for not having a Myki on the tram even though there was no machine to buy one from..."

by dogcutter June 11, 2013

meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004