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Metabitching

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.
by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004
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metamodernism

Convergence between symbol and irony (time). As opposed to convergence between function and irony (form) in Hypermodernism and existentialism and irony (nihilism) in Postmodernism.
In metamodernism the infinity symbol literally resembles linear time moving through a cyclical time paradigm--it is no mere representation of a concept.
by sandraxine August 22, 2017
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metacortex

The name of the company Neo worked for in the movie "The Matrix".

The roots of this word are meta-, which according to Webster's means "going beyond or higher, transcending," and -cortex, which is "the outer layer (boundary) of gray matter surrounding the brain." Thus, Metacortex is "transcending the boundaries of the brain," which is precisely what Neo proceeds to do.
Neo worked for Metacortex.
by acrylic June 15, 2007
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metablogging

The practice of blogging about blogging itself.
"He's mostly metablogging about his LiveJournal experiences"
by Futt October 18, 2008
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Meatbog

A name given to offend an individual who possesses the characteristic of a largely spherical head, which therefore bears resemblance to an undercooked meatball. Should be spoken in the place of an individuals name for maximum offence
‘F*ck of meatbog’
‘Come cinema this weekend, myself, Gareth and meatbog will be in attendance
by Large-induvidual March 2, 2018
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Metalocalypse

The Metalocalypse has begun.
by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006
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Metabolaskiss

A legendary animal that ninjas get their power from. They battle the Metabolaskiss and if they acquire the toe fungus of one, they can snort it and become ninjas.

Metabolaski resemble oranges with two eyes and a mouth when they are young but soon develop the characteristic squidward-nose and three "arms" and three very large feet.
At adolescence, they develop the antennae on the top of their head that doubles as a method of metabolaskiss communication and a mating ritual and organ.


Humans cannot see Metabolaski, and they choose whom they believe are worthy of battle. Once a battle is engaged, the human feels as if they are trapped in a bubble, and cannot see anything that was previously around them. The Metabolaskiss supplies their opponent with ONE weapon of their choice and its to the death from there, or to the fungus?

They reproduce asexually and have been known to mate with humans...this is not a very pleasent sight and only one known case of a human-metabolaskiss developing to full maturity has ever been recorded and the end result was the most hardcore Algebra 2 teacher ever.


Note: Some claim that metabolaski only appear when their opponents are smoking fruit from a hookah, but this has not yet been proved.

Also note: Metabolaski hate humans, no human has ever lived for more than a day within a three kilometer radius of a metabolaskiss.

Also note again: Schnappi, a popular kids cartoon in Germany, is currently leading the human force in the epic battle of humans vs metabolaski
1. OH MY GOD I SAW A METABOLASKISS!

2. A metabolaskiss killed my brother so i couldnt do my homework.

3. -So what are you gonna be for halloween?
-A metabolaskiss slayer
by Blind Prophet January 29, 2009
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