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messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.
Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.
by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013
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messed up

being in a daze as a result of alcohol, drugs, or sex
Man he's so messed up.
by Celestasia May 10, 2005
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Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.
Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!
by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011
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Messo

A man who became a god by slaying the giant pussy who no one else dared to touch
by Tightlips1993 May 26, 2016
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Messor

A.
Latin Word meaning 'reaper'.
Latin words for reaper, 'messor' and 'messoris'.

B.
In Roman mythology, Messor was one of the minor god assistants (harvesting) of Ceres, the goddess of agriculture.

C.
Messor is a genus of myrmicine ants, similar to Aphaenogaster.
About Ceres (Messor is mentioned in this section):

"Ceres made up a trinity with Liber and Libera, who were two other agricultural gods. She also had twelve minor gods who assisted her, and were in charge of specific aspects of farming: "Vervactor who turns fallow land, Reparator who prepares fallow land, Imporcitor who plows with wide furrows" (whose name comes from the Latin imporcare, to put into furrows), "Insitor who sowed, Obarator who plowed the surface, Occator who harrowed, Sarritor who weeded, Subruncinator who thinned out, Messor who harvested, Conuector who carted, Conditor who stored, and Promitor who distributed"."
by Jukka Perkka September 23, 2007
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messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.
No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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messed up

Like messed but in the up direction.
Toby: "Oh, that's messed up. Steven, can you make that mess a little bit lower, thank you!"
by grammaticalfail October 25, 2011
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