Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

by Maaaadibro April 28, 2011

Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

by Poop Loop October 26, 2012

Merp

A high pitched screaming noise

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!

by Coolio365 December 21, 2013