to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
by sjte5409 January 29, 2009
To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
by Dub Ard September 09, 2009
1. (v)- In the online gaming community, to merk someone is considered the ultimate act of pwning n00bs using craft and precision to exact said n00b's death. The situation is generally exacerbated by prolific trash talking, and consummates in excessive tea bagging and/ or a gonzo.
2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.
2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.
"Holy crap, Leroy! When that guy got merked by that 50 cal in Modern Warfare 2, his head exploded like a melon!"
"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"
"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"
by Burton Christiansen November 14, 2009
I merkked the fuck out of her vag.
by douglas basterd May 04, 2010
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by teen sensation May 09, 2006