An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.
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