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What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014
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Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick
Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.
by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015
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wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."
Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!
by j-diddy April 30, 2004
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Malfunction Junction

A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.
Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.
by acablue January 14, 2009
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Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed
Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!
by sabitch February 6, 2010
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Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.
"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"
by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012
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