by Anonymous October 14, 2003
Get the Melbournemug. Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."
Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."
Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."
by curseofmilhaven December 24, 2008
Get the Melbournemug. Melbourne, Florida was incorporated before Melbourne, Australia. They are sister cities.
Melbourne is in Brevard County, the heart of Florida's Space Coast, near Kennedy Space Center. It is also the heart of surfing on the East Coast of the United States. Melbourne is just south of Cocoa Beach, home of the famous Easter Surf Contest.
This is a city with some growing pains, as it moves from being a largish town to becomming a city. Property values have recently spiked dramatically, and the bargain prices that once existed are long gone.
Melbourne is in Brevard County, the heart of Florida's Space Coast, near Kennedy Space Center. It is also the heart of surfing on the East Coast of the United States. Melbourne is just south of Cocoa Beach, home of the famous Easter Surf Contest.
This is a city with some growing pains, as it moves from being a largish town to becomming a city. Property values have recently spiked dramatically, and the bargain prices that once existed are long gone.
Melbourne, Florida was incorporated in 1892 and is the sister city to the city of the same name in Oz.
by Wes Town Resident April 6, 2005
Get the Melbournemug. A city for people who have interest and love for - Architecture, Art, Literature, Music, Fashion, Food, Theatre, Cinema, Dance, Photography, Gardens and Parks, Politics, Spirituality, Sex with interesting and beautiful people, and Sport.
Fortunately if you don't have any interest in any of these things then it also offers a lively drug culture with a very healthy welfare system, and liberal legal system.
Fortunately if you don't have any interest in any of these things then it also offers a lively drug culture with a very healthy welfare system, and liberal legal system.
Druggie one - "Dude I'm thinking about moving to Melbourne!"
Druggie two - "Nah man, don't do that! That place is for creative types and intelligent sorts. They're all stylish and shit."
Druggie one - "Yeah but Centrelink take it easy on ya, and its got chilled magistrate courts."
Druggie two - "Oh sweet!"
Druggie two - "Nah man, don't do that! That place is for creative types and intelligent sorts. They're all stylish and shit."
Druggie one - "Yeah but Centrelink take it easy on ya, and its got chilled magistrate courts."
Druggie two - "Oh sweet!"
by M.J.F. June 4, 2010
Get the Melbournemug. 1) A city Sydney writers go when they cant handle the local scene.
2) A city Sydney writers go where trains are easier to paint.
2) A city Sydney writers go where trains are easier to paint.
If you cant take the heat - move to Melbourne.
I want to do a whole train...I might head down to Melbourne this weekend.
I want to do a whole train...I might head down to Melbourne this weekend.
by Mook-Flap August 28, 2003
Get the Melbournemug. Person 1: Hey, that urban dictionary definition was a load of shit! That person over there looks happy!
Person 2: Bet their not from Melbourne...
Person 1: BET they are!!!!
Person 3 (randam person they are talking about): excuse me (smiles) could you please tell me where Flinders street is (smiles)???
Person 1 and 2: No (keeps walking all sad and emo looking!!!)
Person 2: Bet their not from Melbourne...
Person 1: BET they are!!!!
Person 3 (randam person they are talking about): excuse me (smiles) could you please tell me where Flinders street is (smiles)???
Person 1 and 2: No (keeps walking all sad and emo looking!!!)
by Harry Space age April 19, 2007
Get the Melbournemug. Melbourne is a large city in Australia. Sydney sider's generally feel that people from Melbourne are stuck up and insecure, however, I believe that the other definitions for 'Melbourne' totally proves otherwise.
Sydney sider: 'You people are so competitive. Your inner city sucks and and you're all cynical.
Melbourne kid : 'Dude we were having a conversation about Borat..'
Melbourne kid : 'Dude we were having a conversation about Borat..'
by Katieeardley December 2, 2010
Get the Melbournemug.