Melania trump 

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump

God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again

Melania trump by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017

Melania Trump 

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.

Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!

Melania Trump by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Melania

A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.

Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.

Melania by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017

Melania Trump 

Melania Trump, secret service nickname Melania Catnip.

Melanoma cells aren't named after Melania Trump

Melania Trump by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Melania Trump 

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

Melania Trump by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

melania

Can be a nice person but is mostly so self absorbed that she hurts everybody around her without knowing or excepting that she is doing so. She can be spiteful and hateful out of her own pains and usually doesn't care what other people think. She can also be someone to watch out for when it comes to your bf, she wants what she cant have and when she does have it she breaks it like an old toy. Beware or Melanias

Omg She is Such A Melania!

melania by SH2012 November 22, 2011

melania knauss 

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

melania knauss by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008