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A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.
Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.
by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017
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