An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006
Get the Surfing The Medmug. 
I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009
Get the med-sturbationmug. World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a resident. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering
by JoeShelton 2245 July 31, 2006
Get the med schoolmug. by deadgunk666 July 11, 2017
Get the Hot medsmug. 