Meatbell

1. The act of slapping one's penis from side to side against another person's anus. This move is often performed in a motion similar to ringing a dinner/chow bell, while yelling, "come and get it."

2. Refers to the sound that a raw sausage makes when slapped against a tender piece of steak.

Person 1: Does it hurt when I do this?
Person 2: Not at all! I rather enjoy the sound of sausage slapping steak.
Person 1: I just rang your meatbell... come and get it!
Person 2: Ring my meatbell... ring it! Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!

by Graycypher September 1, 2011

Meatshield

Just like a radiation shield protects you from radiation and a riot shield protects you from rioters, the meat shield protects you from meat.

Is Ane making kebab!? Get the meatshield, quick!

by Atzel December 11, 2006

Meatshield

Using a character from Left 4 Dead, Counter-Strike: Source or other Valve games as shields to take the damage to save your own health.

Left 4 Dead:

Bill-"That's alot of zombies ahead!"

Francis-"Zoey, why don't you go take a look?"

Zoey-"What do I look like? Some meatshield?"

by Witch_Crwn3r March 23, 2009

meatshed

The casting off or falling of flesh from the body.

Robber: (While unsheathing sword) Empty all of the safes and give me all the cash or I'll have to be gettin' to slicin' off some of them hands!

Bank Teller: (Puts hands up in air) No No No sir, that won't be necessary I'll be fetchin' the money presently, you know, we don't want no meatshed sir!

by Danny Klingaman March 12, 2007

meatskull

One who has too much meat within their skull, and not enough brains. Also, to fuck over a friend without knowing it.

Danny, you're meatskulling me so hard right now!

by Tom Sowell April 11, 2007

meatshield

Member of the Armed forces, particularly a grunt or ground forces unit.

marine corps, meatshield

by Jennifer Russo January 9, 2010

meatwheel

asshole butthole

I stuck my cock in her meatwheel.
because it has spokes.

by SRBash October 16, 2008