McBride Fever

A strange disease characterized by the symptom of having an abnormal obsession with the magic of Jeff McBride.

"Ugh, I think I have that McBride Fever that's been going around."
"The only way to cure that is to catch one of Jeff McBride's shows."

by army_of_52 October 19, 2008

McBride

To be a fat veterinary surgeon who touches dogs.

God, He's not operating on my labrador, He looks like a bit of a McBride to me

by Becketarian July 15, 2009

Baked McBride

Stoner girlfriend

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)

by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010

Bailey McBride

The coolest mother fucker ever! He is like a firefighter, he find the girls hot and leaves them wet! Usually has a couple bitches begging for him!

OMG, look at him, he is like Bailey McBride!

by Pimp409 May 6, 2015

Aaron McBride

The most autistic, fat, ugly and orangutan person you'll ever meet. You see him always sitting by himself munching on the 12 hash browns and 5 chocolate milks everyday. And whenever you see him get up and move he's always talking to himself about Thomas The Tank Engine. His nipples are so filled with fat that he needs to wear a bra because they're so big. Don't bother saying hi to him because he doesn't know how to say hi back. That kid will make your school canteen billionaires if you don't changed the menu.

Watch out for Aaron McBride he will take up your entire downball square.

by uhjb November 12, 2019

connor joseph mcbride

The absolute best person in world. He is extremely funny, smart, talented, and has a massive cock. Women want him and men want to be him. But make sure not fuck with him or he'll sleep with your mother and become your new daddy.

Example 1:
I just met Connor Joseph McBride!!! My life finally has some meaning!!

Example 2:
Jealous dumbass: "hey Connor! Your penis is small."

Connor: "thats not what your mother said. Now go to your room bitch!"

by Phatballz36 May 20, 2016

Mcbride

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Mcbride's usually can't do more than 2 pull-ups and have a 3 mile run-time of 28 minutes. Mcbride is the definition of a white knight, also know as captain save-a-hoe.

Bro, that LCpl failed the pft and still got promoted to Cpl! wtf!

Wow, that's bullshit! I would of never thought he would mcbride so hard.

by senior x September 18, 2018