Mayonnaise

Sienna

mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy

by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019

mayonnaised

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaised him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

The Mayonnaise

The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it

Dude: *inhales* Aw its the mayonnaise

by Mayonnaise Master December 10, 2005

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..

Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight....

by Grumpy Granny December 22, 2016

Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006