Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 01, 2019

Man ego

The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains

Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.

by Pooeater123 July 02, 2019

Diagnoled

When you are buzzed from nicotine and high from weed at the same time. Like crossed but with juul not alcohol

Bro, i was totally diagnoled last night. That vape really got to me

by Pooeater123 August 02, 2019