A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
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That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
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An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012
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by mggslittlefuck November 10, 2020
Get the Matthew Gray Gubler mug.A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
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Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.
Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.
1. Person: The bill was passed there will be no discriminating at food franchises towards homeless people,
2. Person: We made it great; my vote mattered ...
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The most gorgeous man in the world.
The most gorgeous man in the world.
"Gosh, that Matthew Bellamy is fit"
"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!
"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"
"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!
"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"
by Erin February 14, 2005
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