masturbatorium 

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.

Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.

masturbatorium by Jeffrey Chan March 6, 2004

masturbatory accoutrements 

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.

Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.

masturbatory accoutrements by dumbslut August 10, 2006

chronic masturbator  

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

chronic masturbator by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008

Masturbator's Remorse 

verb: Refers to the feeling of remorse felt after completion of masturbation.

Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.

Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.

Gavin just game after two and a half minutes of shemale porn, and now he is feeling Masturbator's Remorse for not at least look up some hentai.

Masturbator's Remorse by NicCaged November 6, 2013

Serial masturbator 

A chap who masturbates way more than usuall. normally found pulling one off into house hold items, such as: sink, shower, toilet or jam jar.

Jeff: Whats jack doing these days?

Rupert: Ahh he's being a serial masturbator somewhere!

Jeff: now I'm dark on him aye.

Serial masturbator by BigJay! November 14, 2011

Masturbatone 

The tone of voice you unwillingly use on the phone when you're trying to jerk off to the other person's voice or to muted porn (because what he/she is saying is too boring for you to care).

Rich: *Shaky voice* Yeah... Uhuh... Eheheh. Cool.
Alisa: Are masturbating to me?!
Rich: HUH!? No! Why???
Alisa: Because you're using masturbatone... Ew.

Masturbatone by Big Boy Blue March 26, 2010

Masturbatorium 

A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕

Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?

Masturbatorium by Masturbatorium lover June 1, 2021