Masturah

beautiful, kind, loving and sweet. but never make him angry and you will regret

Masturah

by Tyannly November 23, 2021

Masturbarathon

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank

"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"

by lewis_luther April 7, 2012

masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.

tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak

by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008

masturape

A combination of the words masturbate and rape.

The action of masturbating, while thinking of a person, therefore masturaping them.

Brad masturapes myspace girls every night.

by flipz October 5, 2005

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

Masturbarea

(noun)- The area in which one masturbates.

Plural: Masturberea

"Hey, sorry about your magazine. It was in my masturbarea."

by Jeff Harrison June 15, 2008

masturdam

a person who wanks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of Russian ass; a second hand intoxicated camel

Your dam is so full, but theres been a drought.

I know, im a masturdam

Whats that?

Lets just say im skilled

by newdome $H October 1, 2010