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spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.
by DoomGuy September 20, 2006
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Masterbirginity

1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).

2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.

Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
by Jordan Lane March 19, 2010
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Mastermind

The hot person in Danganronpa who organizes the whole killing game so everyone dies like the worthless shits they are.
"Tsumugi is a shit mastermind compared to Junko."
by DanganTrash November 16, 2018
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mastering

I walked in and Ryan was mastering on the couch.
by hamwallet4lyfe January 23, 2009
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mastermind

A master mind sees it before it comes
A master mind before he goes to war he count his one's
A master mind every thing planned out perfect
A master mind sleeps at night real easy
A master mind cuz every thing is by the book
A master mind never do a thing irrational lives for ever his tales are classical
listen to that song Mastermind-Nas
by fAceOff August 22, 2006
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Masternap

Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.
"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
by Master Napper October 2, 2011
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mastering physics

an online homework site that will make any natural science major want to quit the internet. it culls those who are truly worthy of science from the rest.
Priyanka (pre-med): AHHH MASTERING PHYSICS IS DUE TOMORROW
Allison (pre-law):...you're STILL a science major? wtf.
~2 hours later~
Priyanka: I need to draw diagrams, see if mass cancels, and solve for acceleration, then use kinematics to find speed.
Allison:...are you speaking English?
by maythederivativebewithyou November 2, 2009
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