Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).

“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”

by TheBenAflack November 23, 2020

masterfuckingbate

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Masterfuwifey

A masterfuwifey is a moot who is #sunny moot 💪🏼

Sunny met Dora *insert here long year ago*

“Hey is that masterfuwifey?”

“Yeah, I heard she’s a mlb fan!”

“Oh, like that sunny ☀️ girl?”

“Yeah, like her!”

by Ordinaryamberr January 18, 2022

masterful gambit

Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it

Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023

masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

by scodder May 9, 2010

masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

masterbutt

Many women like to masturbate in the tub, using a gentle stream of water to massage the clitoris. Doing this usually involves lying in a wet tub on one's butt. When done frequently, this can lead to tough, scaly skin forming on the region above the tailbone.

My pussy seen so much euphoria lately. Masterbutt be a small price to pay.

OK so now I'm a masterbutt. A very happy clit!

by pussyshell February 3, 2014