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Masasuke

Masasuke is a fairly average guy with fairly average grades who likes to blend in to the background and is fairly un noticeable in a crowd. He also has a secret he is a weeb but makes sure to keep it hidden
Oh Masasuke I don’t remember much about him because he acts very emo but he seems cool
by _Tek August 12, 2022
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masamune

1. A sword in Final Fantasy wielded by Sephiroth. The sharp cutting part of the blade is 8 linear feet. A very huge sword.

To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.

2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.

3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
1. Sephiroth's Masamune cut through both edges of the hydrogen-filled gasbag on the airship at once.

2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.

3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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Masausage

A massage that ends in ejaculation. Synonymous with a "happy ending" massage
Johnny is a crusty fucker, so he decided to get a thai masausage from a tranny.
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Masamune Shirow

Noun:

A once great Japanese comic artists who's earlier works provided tons of entertainment punctuated by excellent artwork, action scenes, great stories and dialogue, and the coolest covers ever conceived.

Unfortunately, Shirow has pretty much used up all his ideas since his debut in the early 80's, so now he spends his time using his amazing art skills to draw the most bizarre hentai (anime pr0n) imaginable. They contain a high amount of glossy naked women with small butts being raped by an electrical tentacle beasts or other big breasted, small butt'd women.
Hey man, Masamune Shirow used to kick ass!

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Dude, there's fuckin' electrical hentai monsters in this shit! I've been Shirow'd!

or

No! Don't pick up that comic! Shirow drew it!
by BGE May 24, 2005
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Masaya

Every girl should get them a Masaya.
by Baphodjent September 30, 2016
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Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."
"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."
by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007
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manayunk

known by most as a suburb of Philadelphia, it actually describes the feeling in the morning after drinking too much the night before.
Last night was rough; I had one drink too many and didn’t eat and I feel like manayunk today.
by knewjerzee December 19, 2008
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