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Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan

fearless leader of the Sexy Commando Club, (i.e. Mustache Club)

Within his thin slender build, rages a tsunami of untapped mental, spiritual and physical strength. His mastery of many forms of martial arts, lead him to the discovery of the ancient and beutiful art of Sexy Commando.

Masaru has many friends and followers, who obey his every whim, lest they feel the true power of his glowing eyes and the glory of his 'Charm Points'.
It was then that Fuumin realized, Masaru was ten times scarier than an alien.
masaru by Sakket August 27, 2006
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Dad who can't control his children but is still best dad. Crazy boom boom father. Overall good dad boy, boy dad, papi boy, daddy's boy.
Fancy Boy: Look at those children running everywhere, they must have a Masaru.
Obnoxious Boy: Masaru's have very boom boom explodo kill children.
Masaru by eggasm April 23, 2018
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Masaru is the most attractive girl , you have ever seen , all living things kneel before her beauty. She is a different kind of existence , she is one and only
When masaru shows up even god can't stand her , and let's get away with everything
Masaru by Yehdbska April 2, 2022

masacuata 

In central american countries the word masacuata is used for an anaconda or a very large snake.

It is also used in a vulgar way to describe someone's penis.
We caught a masacuata by the jungle it measured about 18 ft long.

Mamame la masacuata.

Quieres que te meta la masacuata?
masacuata by el masacuatudo March 28, 2010

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009
that was a real masayume!
masayume by won't tell June 11, 2006

Masarize 

To Masariz (n.) is to destroy something regardless of your own safety since it's negligible masarian-wise.
Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Abdullah was involved in a car crash, he completely masarized the car but he's okay though.
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
Masarize by LucidR October 27, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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