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Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan

fearless leader of the Sexy Commando Club, (i.e. Mustache Club)

Within his thin slender build, rages a tsunami of untapped mental, spiritual and physical strength. His mastery of many forms of martial arts, lead him to the discovery of the ancient and beutiful art of Sexy Commando.

Masaru has many friends and followers, who obey his every whim, lest they feel the true power of his glowing eyes and the glory of his 'Charm Points'.
It was then that Fuumin realized, Masaru was ten times scarier than an alien.
masaru by Sakket August 27, 2006
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Dad who can't control his children but is still best dad. Crazy boom boom father. Overall good dad boy, boy dad, papi boy, daddy's boy.
Fancy Boy: Look at those children running everywhere, they must have a Masaru.
Obnoxious Boy: Masaru's have very boom boom explodo kill children.
Masaru by eggasm April 23, 2018
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Masaru is the most attractive girl , you have ever seen , all living things kneel before her beauty. She is a different kind of existence , she is one and only
When masaru shows up even god can't stand her , and let's get away with everything
Masaru by Yehdbska April 2, 2022

masacuata 

In central american countries the word masacuata is used for an anaconda or a very large snake.

It is also used in a vulgar way to describe someone's penis.
We caught a masacuata by the jungle it measured about 18 ft long.

Mamame la masacuata.

Quieres que te meta la masacuata?
masacuata by el masacuatudo March 28, 2010

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009
that was a real masayume!
masayume by won't tell June 11, 2006

Masarize 

To Masariz (n.) is to destroy something regardless of your own safety since it's negligible masarian-wise.
Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Abdullah was involved in a car crash, he completely masarized the car but he's okay though.
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
Masarize by LucidR October 27, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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