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Marital Terrorism

A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.
Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.

Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.

Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.
by Dreamt Organization - December 4, 2013
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marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.
"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."
by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008
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Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.
Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!
by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009
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Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.
Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019
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Mariota

A person who has never had sex before.
Woah! That guy has never had sex before? What a Mariota!
by Snitchy McFed January 16, 2019
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Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
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