mariano

a total sweetheart.
marianos are absolutely wonderful, always winning you over with their latin charm. intelligent, thoughtful,and sweet, it's hard not to love a mariano. although they are prone to occassional lapses in judgement, they will always be the sweetest guy you know.

He is such a mariano.

by the turtledove April 9, 2009

tan marino

a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.

Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.

by baits September 22, 2007

Marino

To choke unbelievably hard right at the end, like at the very very end.

Person 1: Yo did you get that FC you've been grinding for?
Person 2: Unfortunately no, I've been marinoing it pretty hard as of late. That damn outro gets me everytime.

by xxmarino95xx July 12, 2019

san marino

A place where the nerds of the world gather and learn about the ways of the world.

San Marino High School's prom is like at Borders.

by Elliot Min January 15, 2005

Dan Marino

the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.

idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have

by Michael Scholl April 4, 2005

Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Dirty Marino

When the racist gets mad at a GTA strip club because he’s thinks the girls aren’t hot enough
Or
When he spends too much time stripping in a GTA strip club

Oh hey what are you doing WAIT ARE DIRTY MARINO ING RIGHT NOW??!

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022