MatPat

The one guy who can't even catch up with Scott Cawthon.

"Dang, that guy made me look like MatPat when he said, "Omae wa mou shinderu."

by Casual Boi July 18, 2018

Mampara

South African slang for a buffoon or a fool.

Julius Malema is the biggest mampara ever, followed closely by Jacob Zuma

by Lolbzzz March 22, 2010

MatPat

An amazing YouTuber and Diet Coke addict who makes theories about video games and movies. He also does livestreams with his wife, Steph, at 4pm PST every weekday. His channel started out with him as a dorky theater kid doing auditions, and while he's still a dork he's a cool dork. Also pretty cute if I do say so myself.

"Hey, who was that nerdy YouTube guy you're obsessed with again?"
"Oh, yeah, that's MatPat."

by PoweredByDietCoke June 8, 2017

Mapalm

Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.

John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...

by Quinn Levandoski January 12, 2009

malparkage

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

by Kris H. December 10, 2003

Manpain

When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.

There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.

Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.

Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.

by takealittletime November 17, 2009

macpaddy

This is what happens when a company finds out that they're in the poo after diddling someone, and then finding out that they're working for the press.

"I asked him for a tracking number for my Macpadd , but he threw a Macpaddy"

by Loonybean November 4, 2009