Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.
by choiceboards March 15, 2018
Get the Maturity mug.Identity Maturity Model (IMM) - Defines the different levels of maturity that entities like goverments, financial institutions and enterprises have in managing digital Identity information. This can be for people, machines, applications or any other form of digital identity. These identities are use to carry out any type of a transaction with any type of a system.
Their Identity Maturity Model rating is only a Level 2 and we cannot risk doing business with them and be out of compliance.
by Ashwini Ahuja September 24, 2005
Get the Identity Maturity Model mug.by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009
Get the maturity juice mug.n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.
My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...
Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."
Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."
by X0cowbell0X January 24, 2011
Get the maturity mug.
The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.
Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.
Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.
Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
Get the maturity inflation mug.A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”
by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 4, 2020
Get the Kids Against Maturity mug.