non-vehicular manslaughter

when a female is giving a male a blowjob and uses to much teeth

"i got some dome last night dude"
"non-vehicular manslaughter?"
"ya, don't want to talk about it"

by BIGsully53 October 29, 2008

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Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

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ejaculatory manslaughter

the act hitting something with you ejaculate directly resulting in their unwanted death.

johnny got in the way of the men during a mass bukkake and was killed due to ejaculatory manslaughter.

by dylanMo May 25, 2011

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Snowhicular Manslaughter

The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.

Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?

by Frosty The Snowman December 9, 2012

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premeditated manslaughter

Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!

Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!

by VapourTrail October 13, 2019

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