manshaft

A cock. A Penis. Or a Dick.

"Hold up Jeff, I gotta go knob my manshaft right quick."

by Matt December 6, 2004

Manafortin

making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with the j tent to assure it’s exempt from being taxed’.

This is my regular gig but my side hustle is all about manafortin.

by happyfeelin October 31, 2017

Mansagge

strong deep massage with Man Hands (not girley)

"Honey, give me a Mansagge on my shoulder area"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

Manafucked

Adj. Modern variant of FUBAR. Portmanteau of "manafort" and "fucked." Describes someone who is fucked beyond fucked, e.g. Paul Manafort facing a massive jail sentence due to voluminous evidence of serious felonies.

Paul Manafort had more than 30 overseas accounts.I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying, this guy is screwed, he's manafucked. -@MrFilmkritik

by Wes Marley August 1, 2018

Mansaurus

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

by aaaaajon January 2, 2012

masafist

Someone who derives sexual gratification from being fisted by clay

OH SHIT that boys a masafist.

by chimkinluver200 October 26, 2020

mansafe

Your asshole.

When you are in prison you must hide cigarettes in your mansafe.

by Hampaw June 3, 2009