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facebook manners

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.
d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?
by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009
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Manversation

The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D

Rouglhy translated as

Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"

Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"

Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"

Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"

That's a manversation
by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009
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Manperiod

A man-period is the time of the month where a man will get angry and horny for no real explanation. During the time frame of 4-7 days a man will be more likely then not to A) Punch some fucktard in the face B) Sleep with Random women C) Yell for no real reason or D) Rip clothes off of spouse/girlfriend/significant other. During this time it is advised to appease the man with porn, sex, or junk food.
Man suffering from Manperiod -*Looks around* "Grrrr mumble grumble...."
Random guy - "What are you looking at?"
Man - "SMASH!" *Rips head off of stranger and shits down neck*
by Gamibash January 6, 2011
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manpurse

what jack bauer carries on the show 24. its like a purse. but it is rather manly, hence the name manpurse. unless you are gay or jack bauer. i wouldnt reccomend wearing one.
Oh man, look at that manpurse.
OMG THAT IS JACK BAUER'S MANPURSE
by hayleyito January 30, 2007
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lose your manners

to fart or pass gas or to expel gas from your buttocks
Ooo Mr. Saint, you need to stop in the hall to lose your manners! This room stanks.
by Sanja, Katie and Grant November 1, 2007
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manpurse

a man's purse. If a man wears a manpurse, it doesn't mean he's gay, but it might mean he's kind of weird.
Mike Wilbon carries a manpurse
by drew January 29, 2004
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Manversation

1. When two close man friends discuss woman, relationships, etc.
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
Guy 1: "Me and Paul just had a great manversation at the park"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
by B Rose June 11, 2010
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