by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
by goaart June 4, 2021

A tall person that avereges about 6'3 or 6'2 that is skinny and anyone that is 5'9 or below could kick their ass.
I don't get it The tall Manlet is taking the blonde but that's not safe, the fact that she is confident is sad as anyone could drop that Tall Manlet.
by Darte July 1, 2016

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?
Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.
Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.
Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
by shiv4m July 22, 2015

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.
Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.
damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.
damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.
by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009

An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?
Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024

The Manlet is a hilariously brilliant trollsome poem penned by the phenomenally formidable 6-foot tall English mathematician, logician, photographer and novelist, the invigoratingly illustrious Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known by his notable nom de plume Lewis Carroll. True to the nature of the mental giant and valiant visionary that Lewis Carroll unquestionably was, The Manlet much later kickstarted and inspired the heavily manletism-focused online height enthusiast movement, that still remains universally beloved and enthusiastically active, by for example periodically manifesting itself via the perhaps less elegant but certainly equally eloquent manlet death threads that providentially pervade the internet to this very day. Before tragically dying of pneumonia in 1898 at the age of 65, Lewis Carroll invented a word puzzle game that he called the doublet, no doubt as a final nod to all of the magnificent manmores out there who would inevitably in the future aspire to follow in his colossal footsteps.
Manmore 1: ... and that's how the minuscule manlet boy ended up in the vacuum cleaner bag. By the way, what's your favorite song? Manmore 2: The musical masterpiece Short People by the godlike Randy Newman of course! What's your favorite poem, brah? Manmore 1: The Manlet by the preeminent Lewis Carroll, without a doubt! Manmore 2: Short people got no reason. Manmore 1: Dwarfishly-statured manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 8, 2024
