Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.

Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!

by tacosaladday January 28, 2009

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!

by Ezechiel January 22, 2007

echo mandarin

Code word for ejaculating on a person's face

Let's echo mandarin that bitch together.

by Jimbo Manny and Dino December 17, 2008

mandrink

A massive beverage that comes out of a soft drank fountain. Is usually found as being
mountain dew. It is accompanied by overflowing nachos. Found

at most movie theaters. MAN SIZED! Will make you crave manwiches and want to do manly things. (Not to be

confused with the dirty definition)

This mandrink is so huge, i cant fit both my hands around it!

by Mandrank December 5, 2009

Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.

When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.

by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016