fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex
I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER
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Mandered

To mess something up totally or to take it up the anus
Man last night I went to the bar and some guy took me home and mandered m.
by shadbeck September 19, 2021
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Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial
Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.
by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022
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Chow-Mander

That's a cool dog like a Pokémon Chow-Mander
by NightBeast June 8, 2023
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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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Mander

A drunk state slightly before boa constrictor mode where one can no longer walk on two legs but is functional on all fours.
Dalton "Miles is like 40 beers deep dude he's bombed"
Huddy " Don't worry about him bub he's just in Mander Mode"
by Hudweiser May 28, 2018
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mander

comes from mandership. bad influence person, a friend, who pushes you toward something dark, illegal, violent.
- hey man let’s go sell some bricks to flex with some ice.

- bro, you are a mander 4 real
by young n rare June 2, 2021
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