Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

a manners girl

a girl who attends lady manners school. she often wears a short skirt allowing her to flash her gash this regularly results in a pregnancy before her GCSE's. A manners girl is stuck up and is known for owning around 14 horses and her own stables. This applied to every girl who goes to lady manners school, it is not just a stereotypical view from the rival school highfields. highfields is a much better school where they achieve very high grades and have a wide range of cultural and diverse students, ranging from chav-esque boys to new look obbsessed dumb pre-teen girls. girls from manners are also known for their slag like behavior, boys from highfields know this because they have on many occasions tried to 'pull' a manners girl. this has never really resulted in a long term realtionship. some say this is because of the slutty manners girls but secretly we all know its due to the genuine unattractivness and chavness and dumbness of the highfields lads. also they do not get sarcasm. highfields girls are known to be jealous of the manners girls. mainly because of their natural beauty and indvidual style. manners girls are very classy and mature for their age. highfield lasses are jealous of this becasue they still act and dress like they are in year 9 with their flower top/dresses and 3/4 length leggings and primark pumps. so basically, do not trust a manners girl they are all heartless whores.

'a bowling ball accomodates less fingers than a manners girl'

'i am so jealous of them manners girls. they are all so pretty. they dont have to slap a whole tub of dream matte mousse on their faces before they caome out unlike me - a highfields girl'

etc

by a manners slag June 14, 2010

Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

mind your manners

stop being disrespectful

thomas: you’re mad dumb for that
eli: mind your manners

by printhyj12 April 9, 2021

good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

Little Miss Manners

A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class suburbs with very little redeeming qualities. The irony is, they generally have no manners at all and most people, excluding masochists or people in dire need of friends/attention for a myriad of reasons, hate their guts.

"Remember when Little Miss Manners used to work here? That idiot labeled everything she put in the employee fridge."

"Oh yeah, what a bitch! I mean honestly, no one wants her San Pellegrino!"

"As if, I just love how she discovers things so late and acts like she's the only one that ever thought of it."

by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008