A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.
Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
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Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.
"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"
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Get the Malteser mug.Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.
Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.
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