A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.
Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009
Get the Maline mug.A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
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Is a nice,pretty,caring,loving,funny clumsy girl.she tries to make sure she has a smile on her face everyday even through her hardest days. She only wants the best for the people she cares about.
by Malinely May 12, 2018
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Malinder doesn’t follow the crowd, she sets her own rules .
Malinder isn’t a social butterfly rather a caterpillar who sticks to what she likes and who she likes.
Everyone needs a Malinder in their life. A loyal unwavering friend.
Malinder doesn’t follow the crowd, she sets her own rules .
Malinder isn’t a social butterfly rather a caterpillar who sticks to what she likes and who she likes.
Everyone needs a Malinder in their life. A loyal unwavering friend.
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It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.
It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.
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