cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.

Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.

by AAAAAAAAAAA #2 March 4, 2022

mass maleing

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.

Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."

by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008

Malinga

Cricket term:
When a bowler takes 4 wickets in 4 consecutive balls in a One Day International game.

"He's just got a hat trick, and if he gets a wicket on his next delivery, he'll be on a Malinga!"

by VW2325 December 15, 2008

malming

laying in the malm bed from ikea with your best friend

Taylor and Victoria are malming

by billybillybillybilly2 December 16, 2012

Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021