maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006

Halestromn

The ultimate God, and prime good of the universe. It is he who set in motions the nuances existence, and shared his powers across a wide lineage of successors. His power is fabled to be all-encompassing, and his morality pure, which is why many have come to call him the "Warrior-King," "Judge," and "Lord of Justice." In Classical art, he is depicted with a large scythe held and supported by one hand, and a book denoting his judged foes in the other, while many Renaissance arts omit the book, some showing it instead strapped to his waist. It is told that he has been in absence of the world, leaving his creation in the hands of his successors. But prophecy foresees his eventual return to the world, where he will once again take it upon himself to protect the innocent, and judge the unworthy.

"What the Halestromn!?"
"Oh my Halestromn, are you serious?!"
"lol hale pls"

by ShadowPen August 29, 2013

gago na maestro

Gago na maestro is a Hiligaynon term that refers to an extremely bad mannered professor. Such reference will be caused by: (1) Not giving out removal exams because the students went to an educational tour, and a national conference, (2) Expecting students to come to him frequently "na parang nililigawan". And (3) Being kalbo

1. Si Nolan daw gago na maestro
Translation:
1. Nolan is a bad mannered professor.

by auburnel June 14, 2019

The Maestro

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"

"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."

by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007

Lego Maestro

the most epic fortnite player in the world, teaming up with ninja and marquess brownley, he will get your credit card information to secure that epic victory royale

"Ninja is the best fortnite player"
"No Lego Maestro is"

by John Wick Jr February 5, 2019

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008

Malestorm

When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.

Wow that was a good movie, malestorm anyone?

by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011