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Malemaism

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
by VryeBoer March 16, 2010
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Malaea

Malaea is an attractive, smart, amazing, and responsible woman. They are some of the most intelligent people ever. But if you cross their backs, you will regret it.
Omg she’s so amazing, must be a Malaea.
by Calmdowwwwnnnnnnnn July 24, 2020
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Malayah

Malayah Is Very Pretty and she deserves the world, boys likes her a lot , and she is popular, she is irritating sometimes & a little off point but you should get you a malayah😍 !
Tristan: Malayah is my girlfriend bro💍!
Tywane: Shut up she’s mines🕺🏽!
by Susjssush December 1, 2019
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Malaya

Malaya is a short but average girl Malaya is so cute hot and sexy you name it if you treat her just right then she will treat you the same but if you break her heart she will break your face if hoes talk shit to her you get hit bitch and her lovely loyal ass hot talk ass bf Ivan is sweet to her lovable gives her kisses but he hugs a lot of other girls bad mistake dude she,may be short but that ass tho is big bitches
Omg Malaya your so fucking pretty I love your hazel Brown eyes
by anonymous April 18, 2018
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malana cream

its the best quality hash in the world.
and only grows in a particular region in the himalayas
the name is derived from the place where it grows.malana is near the township of manali in himachal pradesh in india.
hey babalog les go smoke some malana man,its complete blissssss.
by babalog September 4, 2005
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Malcmanning

Sneaking around to hook up with a girl that you would be embarrassed to bring out with your friends because she is too trashy.
" I know she will put out, but i will definitely have to malcman her"

" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"
by BEEEEF March 8, 2013
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Malawach

The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.
Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.
by mullefs27 March 14, 2017
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