Malachi 

Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!

Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**

Malachi by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019

Malachi 

A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.

Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

Malachi by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010

MALACHI 

Malachi most often a black male with the most drip of all. His bbc get him all the girls.

Omg is that malachi? I want his bbc soooo bad.
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!

MALACHI by Tori_wants_your_bbc April 13, 2020

Malachi 

A stupid nonce that is ass at FIFA and built like joe

Malachi is a nonce

Malachi by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022

Malachi 

Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings

John: Man Malachi is such a fuckin faggot cunt
Tot: He should kill himself.

Malachi by Your therapist May 17, 2023

Malachi 

Fucking retard ass

Oh look its Malachi hes fucking retarted

Malachi by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019

Malachi 

Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.

"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"

Malachi by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019