maglite

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.

Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?

by edjog December 19, 2005

Maglite Mouth

When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.

He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.

by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018

MAGAnitis

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

Face Magaliosis

noun: name of a terribly unfortunate disease, in which the face magliosises. This includes a turned up nose (as if smelling a bad smell) and the gradual mutation into a permanent bitchy expresion.

Friend: That girl has the worst case of face magaliosis I have seen in a long time.
Friend 2: I heard that.

by Dr. Beat June 11, 2010

margalit

The best type of banana-specially from Abbalit Town. Also an awesome type of friend who obsesses over things and is VERY funny and laughs all the time.

Jo: Hey, I'm gonna go buy a margalit from the store!"
Maggie: Yeah, cool. I love those bananas. My best friend is a margalit. She is so fun!

by jojobananasplit March 11, 2011

MAGALIA

PRO-Trump Make America Great Again regalia, symbolism or imagery.

As we drove through the trailer park, we saw many front porches festooned in magalia.

by Scoddy71 January 26, 2021

magarita

A drink commonly found at Cafe Nola, located at 4 East Patrick St. Frederick MD. It includes chipotle infused tequila, agave simple, and sour...but you already knew that. You're looking at the menu.

"This drink is delicious, however, I think they spelled "magarita" incorrectly on the menu."

"Bryan, did you notice that "magarita" was spelled wrong on the menu?"

by Nuckols April 25, 2014