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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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maestro'd

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.
"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"
by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014
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Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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Mastrawank

I mastrawank 3 times a day
by D Flawless November 14, 2019
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maestro

A great or distinguished figure in any sphere.

The master of any art.
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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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Månstrånk

The Swedish expression “tråk måns”, but backwards.
Person 1: “Öhh Skaru mä pån bärts ele?”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”
by Dragonlordslayer69 January 8, 2022
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