Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
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meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.
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The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
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Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
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Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”
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