Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

by Gunned June 15, 2012

Mackela

A beautiful girl who is misunderstood she brings happiness to everyone shes around and is very caring.

Did you ask mackela for advice.

by Princessa violeta June 7, 2018

Mackellar girls campus

says no drugs but ummmmmmm yeah

Why there drugs on the floor. Must be Mackellar girls campus

by eshayyyyyyyyy December 11, 2020

mantella

mantella is a hot woman. mantella is mantells ex gf and also his sister.

YO MANTELLA SO THICC

by Syh_mi March 4, 2021

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Martell

A guy of talent beyond the eyes of various viewers. Someone who finds the need to please many people in many ways. They maybe small, they be tall, but either one of them can smash through a wall. A well known person around the hometown with ambitious goals in life. A comedian. Always there for someone when nobody else is no matter what. A strong outgoing lover with the brains to please a female no matter what.

oh once i adored the man i thought i loved. but then i met Martell

by star emperor August 7, 2012

mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.

"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."

by Sam Perry December 23, 2007