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Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
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mcdicker

Your such a mcdicker.
by Jayzn November 17, 2007
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McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.
"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."
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Mcdick

Losing your virginity to a slapper, only lasting three seconds before one ejaculates. Two thrusts.
Haha that guy only had a Mcdick last night, what a bender.
by Jay-KobDone July 6, 2009
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Mcdicks

“Aye let’s go get some mc dicks”
Nigga what?”

“What I just want some mcdicks”
“Bro you gay?”
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mcdicks

better word for mcdonalds, as i live next to mcdonalds and i wish i could play the banjo. we call it mcdicks because it sounds cooler and its just comical to make fun of it.
lets go back to mcdicks so we can meet up with everyone before we go to party beach.
by an on ee muss July 27, 2003
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mcdicks

is a blow job in a bun
i will get a mcdicks blow job tonight
by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014
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