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macbook

Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies
by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010
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macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.
Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.
by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011
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Macbook Effect

The effect on a picture taken with a macbook computer, causing girls to look way better than they actually do.
Me: Damn dude, check out this girl's default, she looks super good!

josh: Look at that macbook effect! she definitely doesn't look this good in her other pictures or in person..dirty whore
by RossThompson666 March 19, 2011
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macbooked

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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macbooking

the action of being screwed.
Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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MacBook 7

A MacBook Pro that has been formatted to run Windows 7 natively (no bootcamp OS X dual boot). Ideal for business use as all of the needed software functionality is maintained, while showcasing the superior ascetics and hardware capability of the MacBook Pro.
After spending countless hours working around software compatibility and having to run Windows in a VM, I formatted my MacBook Pro turning it into a MacBook 7.
by That_Windoze_Guy December 4, 2009
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macbook air

Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.

The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
by Kent14 January 19, 2008
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