muffin

Cutiepie, sweetie.
An adorable person

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.

muffin by Catie123456 January 25, 2009

muffin

1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

muffin by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

muffin by trank April 15, 2008

Muffin

Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck

Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin

Muffin by LaxGodNigger101 May 31, 2018

Muffin

Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd

Hey it’s muffin time

Muffin by Thy coochie god November 19, 2018

Muffin

To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.

Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.

Muffin by D4rkSh4dow March 3, 2019

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

Muffin by Kitty October 5, 2005