M.I.L.C.

Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.

"John's mom is a...not a M.I.L.F...."
"A M.I.L.C., mother I'd like to cuddle."
"Yeah, that's good."

by B.P.J. December 1, 2006

M.I.L.P.

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

by Bwilks July 29, 2009

M.I.L.K.

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.

Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!

by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007

M.I.L.K.

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!

by jewleeah December 10, 2007

M.I.L.K

M.I.L.K is abbreviated for Mother I'd like to Kill. You would use this saying when you are mad at your mom for whatever reason.

"My mom's a M.I.L.K"

by Molly McGee April 4, 2011

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003

M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008