lyndsey 

someone who is in love with elijah and only elijah. they’re soulmates, like it or not.

“lyndsey and elijah”

lyndsey by rafecameron April 11, 2022

Lyndsey-ing 

To shamelessly crack out on social media while in a room full of people completely clueless to the conversation at hand and randomly blurting out anything that makes you LOL.

Sorry boss, I was totally Lyndsey-ing out on TikTok.

Lyndsey-ing by WeLoveYouLyndsey November 12, 2020

Lyndsey Lemon 

An anagram of the name Lyndon Emsley, a British chemist specialising in solid-state nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy.

Wondering how Lyndsey Lemon likes the new 1GHz magnet from Bruker.

Lyndsey Lemon by PetiteSaucisse October 13, 2021

Lyndsey Huss 

Only likes guys named Ryan. Went through a ginger phase.

Example: "yeah she only likes guys named Ryan, she's a Lyndsey Huss.

Lyndsey Huss by willkaddasismylover November 14, 2018

Flying Lyndsey 

When you take a bloody tampon and hold it by its string, spin it around like a lasso, and off goes flying Lyndsey.

RACHEL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GIVE HER FRIEND STEPHEN A TAMPON, SO STEPEHEN PULLED A FLYING LYNDSEY AND OFF IT WENT ON TO RACHEL'S WHITE SHIRT.

Flying Lyndsey by Da1nurple December 15, 2017

Dirty lyndsey 

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.

No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.

Dirty lyndsey by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019