lumber party

a gathering of males, typically straight, who gather and sleep in one place, usually due to excessive drinking during a "guys night", (variation on slumber party)

Man, we got wasted at Toby Kieth's I Love This Bar (and grill) and just had a lumber party at Dan's afterward since no one was in shape to drive.

by etitan July 30, 2010

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

A.M. Lumber

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

by Alex "Dildo Baggins" April 20, 2007

lap lumber

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

hard on woodie boner stiffie dick lap lumber

by thetommeister March 8, 2009

Bust Lumber

Busting an aching, copious nut from a raging engorged cock either from sex or rubbing it out.

I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.

She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.

Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

midnight lumber

Stealing construction materials from jobsites in the middle of the night.

When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.

by PoppinKream March 1, 2019

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010