A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack (although a lot more refined) and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype"
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
by RS300boi January 25, 2016
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Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
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A horrible boss who has no idea how to run a buisness. (S)He has the same lame motivational phrases which become meaningless after hearing them day in and out. Also, you totally hate his/her guts for being a total tight-wad.
For more info, See Office Space.
"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."
"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."
"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."
"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."
by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005
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If you use lumberloon go fuck yourself.
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After making a lot of big hits during a sport one would say "DANG! You were laying the lumber out there!" or after getting a very good score on a test you brag to your friends "Yea I just laid the lumber on every single question. That test had nothin on me." OR before an activity a coach might say to his team, "Get out there and LAY THE LUMBER!"
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The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.
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